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How Many Constitutions?

France is generally regarded as the birthplace of democracy in Europe.  Although the 1789 French Revolution is considered by many as the spark that lit the fire of European democratization and the propagation of fundamental concepts such as equality or human rights across the continent, the French Republic itself has had a very turbulent history of trying to maintain its core democratic values and power over the centuries.  When I use the general term “French Republic”, I’m referring to a period in France’s history when it was more or less governed democratically by representatives of the people without any interference from a king, an emperor or an autocrat.  In fact, since the declaration of the “First Republic” in 1792, the French government has actually functioned under five different republics, each governed by different constitutions, with the current republic conveniently known as the “Cinquième République” (Fifth Republic) whose constitution was actually only recently approved in 1958! 

Between these different republics were various periods of crisis and social upheaval, including World War II, two Napoléon emperorships, the restoration of the French Monarchy, the 60s culture wars and general infighting between different political factions who only wanted their strict vision of democracy applied.  In fact, given France’s history, I fully expect to live through the foundation of the Sixth Republic sometime in my lifetime!

Still Going...

Still Going...

Unlike France, the United States still adheres to its original 1789 constitution1 with only a mere twenty-seven amendments added to the text.  And the first ten amendments, the Bill of Rights, don’t count because they were approved at the same time as the original constitution.  Of the remaining seventeen amendments, two amendments (18th and 21st) concerning prohibition of alcohol cancel each other out, so in reality the US constitution has only been modified just fifteen times since it’s original inception!  Other than these fifteen additional amendments, NOTHING has been changed - not one old English phrase has been modified and not one strange looking letter ”S” rewritten!

Founding Fathers Think Things Through...

Founding Fathers Think Things Through...

In fact, simply to propose an amendment to the US constitution requires either 2/3 of both houses of Congress or 2/3 of states legislatures to launch the ratification process.  Then the amendment must be approved by 3/4 of the US states’ legislatures (or a state’s ratifying constitutional convention)!  This is the reason I tell my French friends why it is so difficult to reform anything that is hard coded into the US constitution, such as changing the US presidential election process (which was designed to allow time for delegates to a special “electoral college” to arrive on horseback to designate a president) or to pass any sort of gun control laws (the 2nd amendment explicitly allows the “right to bear arms”).  For my European friends, remember that the US constitution is almost considered a sacred document by most Americans, so even simply the thought of modifying it brings shivers down people’s backs.

The French, however, have no such scruples about changing their constitution.  Changing the constitution only requires 3/5 approval of the current legislature which gives the impression that it is constantly being tinkered with, whether it is to allow France to conform to the latest European Union directive or simply to promote the President’s current program.  In the beginning I found this nonchalant approach to constitutional modifications surprising, but after a while it all turns into background noise until one day soon when the Sixth Republic will be secretly declared…

The history of France’s five periods of republican rule (by the people) is very interesting reading.


Just Another Monarchist Collaborator!

Just Another Monarchist Collaborator!

The First Republic (1792-1804) - The ”First Republic” was declared in 1792 during the turbulent time of the French Revolution and was meant to be a complete rupture with every religious or monarchist convention of the past.  And there’s no better way to force people to obey a new republican constitution than to temporary suspend it, terrify the population into mutual betrayal and then send any suspected traitors to the guillotine2!!  After events calmed down a bit, in 1793 a second constitution was adopted called “La Constitution de l’An I” (The Constitution of Year 1) which established a republican government and also had the unique idea to reorganize the calendar into 12 months3 of 10 day weeks4, and dividing each day into 10 hours, each hour into 100 decimal minutes and each minute into 100 decimal seconds! 

Napoléon - Who needs a Republic when you can have an Emperor?

Napoléon - Who needs a Republic when you can have an Emperor?

In 1795, yet another constitution came into effect, “La Constitution de L’An III” (The Constitution of Year 3), reorganizing the government into two creatively-named legislative bodies called the “Coucil of Elders” (upper chamber) and the “Council of 500″ (lower chamber with, amazingly, 500 representatives).  These bodies were managed by a five person executive committee called the “Directoire”, which, after an internal coup d’état, later became a group of three “Consuls” (The Constitution of Year 8) and finally only ”First Consul for Life” Napoléon Bonaparte  (The Constitution of Year 10), who became Emperor two years later!  With five different constitutions in twelve years, it’s no wonder people so easily accepted Napoléon as their Emperor, if only to simplify government!  Incidentally, Napoléon also abolished the new calendar in 1805…probably because he was so sick of trying to remember the bizarre names of all the months!

French Revolutionary Calendar Months (starting with the first month of autumn):  Vendémiaire (vintage), Brumaire (mist), Frimaire (frost), Nivôse (snow), Pluviôse (rain), Ventôse (wind), Germinal (seed), Floréal (blossom), Prairial (meadow), Messidor (harvest), Thermidor (heat), Fructidor (fruits)


Inter Repubic Period…

  • First Empire (Emperor Napoleon I) - (1804-1815)
  • First Restoration of the French Monarchy (first attempt to reestablish the monarchy) - (1814-1815)
  • The 100 Days (brief return of Napoleon in power) - (1815)
  • Second Restoration of the French Monarchy (King from the ”Bourbons” branch) - (1815 - 1830)
  • July Monarchy (King is from the “Orléans” branch) - (1830 - 1848)

    The Second Republic (1848-1852) - As you can see by the dates, this constitution didn’t last long.  Maybe the founders should have reconsidered when they designed direct presidential elections resulting in Napoleon’s nephew, Louis-Napoléon Bonaparte, as president.  What a surprise when he declared himself Emperor (Napoléon III) during the coup d’état of 1852!  Won’t they ever learn?


    Emperorship of Louis-Napoléon (1852 - 1870)


    The Third Republic (1870-1940) - Currently the longest lasting French constitution, la Troisième Republique (The Third Republic) is considered by many as one of the most stable periods of French republican government.  In a sort of irony, the constitution of the Third Republic was actually just a temporary measure designed to limit executive power (remember all of the recent coup d’états?) before a better one could be agreed on.  However, the temporary solution was actually fairly well balanced and ended up lasting 70 years!   The constitutional power was heavily weighted towards the legislature resulting in a very weak, figurehead president of the Third Republic who was also frequently the butt of many jokes!


    Invasion and Occupation of France by Nazi Germany (1940-1945) - déjà vu?


    Happy New Year from the 2-Headed French Republic!

    Prime Minister Chirac Absolutely Loves President Mitterand!

    The Fourth Republic (1946-1958) - Although executive power was slightly increased, the motto of the Fourth Republic was that government only requires one big happy assembly and there would always be a majority consensus to manage the country.  Unfortunately, if you combine the Algerian War (France’s Vietnam) with the 60s culture crisis and the rise of communism, you have a good recipe for complete governmental gridlock…  Time to make a new constitution!


    The Fifth Republic (1958 - present)- The distinguishing feature of this constitution is the French rediscovery and reinforcement of executive power which the Third and Fourth Republics lacked.  The new presidential powers were meant to arbitrate during periods of crisis, command the armed forces and foreign policy, and basically to maintain the integrity and unity of the French Republic.  Although the French President has the right to dissolve the current national assembly and call elections, it is actually the prime minister (head of the elected assembly) who is in charge of government legislation.  In fact, in the history of the Fifth Republic there have been two periods of “co-habitation” where the President and the Prime Minister were from opposing parties!  This makes for great early evening TV with both men competing against each other for power, prestige and sound-bites (especially in high profile events on the world stage).

    So despite being such an ancient power, the French still haven’t had the same constitution for more than 70 years while the US is still running strongly after 220 years!  Which approach is better?  Did France really have a choice after so many coup d’états, emperors and foreign invasions?  Could it possibly be a better design to allow a consitution conceived before electricy, cars or the telephone to be more easily changed?  Or is it better to not touch a document that has worked relatively well as a basis of government for over 2 centuries?  I guess we’ll see generations from now when the US is still debating whether it’s a constitutional right to machine gun a deer and France has entered it’s Tenth Republic (for better or for worse!).  Until then, Vive La République!   :-)

    Links:

    Wouldn’t it be cool to say you were born on “10 Nivôse CLXXX”?  Click here to convert any normal date into revolutionary French format!

    France isn’t the only place with a constitution.  The European Union is trying desperately to ratify its own supra-national constitution (currently disguised under the name “The Treaty of Lisbon” after the original one was rejected in 2004 by French and Dutch referendums).  In a sort of irony, just the preamble of the proposed European constitution is almost the same length of the entire US constitution!

    Link to the European Constitution Explained by the BBC

    So how many constitutions has France invoked since guillotining their king?  Quite a lot to say the least!!  Here is a definitive list of ALL the French constitutions, including the not so democratic ones…(Napoléon actually reigned under a constitution)

    Here is a list of all of the modifications to the constitution of the current French Fifth Republic since its inception in 1958.  With 24 modifications, it’s almost the equivalent of a constitutional change every other year!


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    1. the country did briefly function under the 1781 “Articles of Confederation” until the final federal constitution was approved []
    2. this period of the French Revolution was known as “La Terreur” (The Reign of Terror) []
    3. every 3 months corresponded to a season []
    4. The 10th day replaced Sunday as the “day of rest” []

    Temples of Reason and Beauty

    Chapelle Saint-Jean - An Enchanted Grove

    Chapelle Saint-Jean - An Enchanted Grove

    It may come as no surprise to hear that France is traditionally a Christian country.  In every corner of France you will see a testament to its historical, Catholic traditions.  Whether it is the huge cathedral completely surrounded by an urban center, the forgotten chapel high up in a hidden mountain village or a crumbling oratory by the side of a forgotten hiking path, the country is teeming with reminders of its Christian past.  Even the towering peaks of the French Alps are frequently marked with huge iron or wooden crosses!

    Alpine Cross

    Alpine Cross

    Pull the Rope, Ring the Bell!

    Pull the Rope, Ring the Bell!

    With Christian signs permeating the daily landscape and many public holidays corresponding to a religious celebration, it is somewhat ironic to see how little modern France really cares about actually living its Catholic culture.  Unlike the US where ~40% of Americans attend church weekly, only ~10%1  of French Catholics regularly go to Sunday services, and I can attest from the occasional experience that most of the time mass here seems one step away from a retirement home.  Vocations for the priesthood are plummeting and many are now shipped in from neighboring Italy or even Africa.  The Church also has an image problem in France where it is frequently associated as a community of rich, bourgeois families and ex-nobility who are out of touch with working-class realities.  And in a more somber note, it has also been accused of Nazi collaboration during World War II.

    Despite such a rich Catholic tradition, there are many reasons for declining participation in the religion.  To begin with, the Catholic church has a virtual monopoly on Christianity in France.  Although in bigger cities Protestant churches do exist, the vast majority of churches in France are Catholic.  Unlike in America where even the smallest towns will have 4-5 different churches and people tend to “shop around” until they find the community that best fits their spiritual needs, in France there is no incentive for the (usually elderly) priest to lighten up on the guilt, fire and brimstone of their sermons and reach out towards people’s real needs or modern issues.  As a result, many people who are searching simply do not feel “fed”, but rather driven away, and just give up on Christianity - after all, where else is there to go?  And the ones that have no religious tradition in their families would have no reason to attend in the first place…

    The Real Faces of Notre Dame Cathedral

    The Real Faces of Notre Dame Cathedral

    France also has a tradition of secular, scientific humanism and direct conflict with the Catholic Church.  During the French Revolution (1789) many churches, abbeys and other religious buildings were burned, sacred tombs were pillaged and priests were brutally executed.  Even the heads of the statues decorating the doors of Notre Dame Cathedral were chopped off, the result of an explosion of pent-up anger at the abuses of power, not only by the King and the nobles, but also the clergy.  Traditionally, high members of the clergy (bishops, etc.) were usually appointed directly from the noble classes and had vast amounts of wealth and power at their disposal.  The Church also levied a hefty tax on all peasants (know as “la dîme”)2, and the local population was frequently exploited.

    Sainte Geneviève du Mont - Church or Temple of Reason?

    Saint Etienne du Mont - Church or Temple of Reason?

    During the French Revolution, the feudal regime was brutally uprooted and transitioned towards a democratic government based on universal principles.  Religion was seen as an obstacle to scientific progress and many churches were reinaugurated as “Temples de la Raison” (Temples of Reason), the goal of which was to bring freedom and equality to all people.  Traditional Christian holidays were renamed and even the Gregorian calendar was replaced with one based on the seasons and 10 day weeks3.

    After the frenzy of the revolution, the French government4 realized that despite their newfound freedoms, most of the country was still very traditional and strongly Catholic, so it was better for civil unrest, not to mention people’s consciousnesses, to make some sort of peaceful compromise with the Church.  The famous “Concordat of 1801″, agreed between Napoleon and Pope Pius VII, returned much of the confiscated property to the Church and also reinstated Catholicism as the majority religion in France while maintaining religious freedom for other sects (Protestants, etc.).  However, it also established government oversight over Church affairs, including such things as nominating bishops and dictating the salary of clergy.  And if your pay now depended on the new French state, it would be wise not to protest too much!!

    An Inspiring Heritage!

    An Inspiring Heritage!

    Fortunately, in modern times, religion is now (more or less) free from state interference in France, but the brutal separation between the church and state during the French Revolution has left scars even to this day.  For example, before you are allowed to be married in a French church, you must first be legally married in the eyes of the French state.  This is why with French weddings, in the morning there is always a legal wedding ceremony at the local town hall presided by the mayor and in the afternoon the traditional church wedding ceremony takes place (if the couple is religious or at least has been baptized…).

    The almost sacred upholding of secular traditions of logical and scientific inquiry also can be seen from the French response to certain religious teachings.  For example, most French cannot understand why the Pope insists on discouraging the use of condoms to fight AIDS, despite all of the scientific evidence showing a high correlation between condom use and successful prevention and control of the epidemic. 

    L'Abbaye de Sénanque

    L'Abbaye de Sénanque

    Another recent example is the controversy over allowing young muslim girls to wear headscarves in public school.  Because a public school is an extension of the French state, it was decided that wearing a headscarf in school was too much of a religious provocation against the pure secularism of the state.  And don’t get me started on the French reactions to what are perceived as ridiculous American debates concerning prayer in school, posting the 10 commandments in front of government buildings or whether evolution really happened!

    Despite the diminishing participation in traditional Catholicism, France still has an incredible heritage of beautiful, inspiring religious sites.  I absolutely love discovering hidden chapels high on distant mountains and often imagine travelers following these ancient routes, struggling up a difficult valley and offering thanksgiving to the local oratory for a safe journey.  There are also countless places of religious pilgrimage, whether it is visiting well-known Lourdes, walking bits of the “chemin de Saint Jacques de Compostelle” (Way of St. James) through the Pyrenees Mountains or discovering sacred relics in the chapel of some canonized hermit’s cave.  Touring active monasteries is also invigorating as they are frequently located in gorgeous countryside with delicious cheese, wine or other specialties to sample or purchase.  Many also have a public vespers, an early evening mass where the monks frequently will sing or chant.  So don’t be afraid to explore those hidden places on the map and try to keep the faith!

    Links

    Those Spooky French Churches!

    Those Spooky French Churches!

    Sainte Geneviève - Although the Da Vinci Code talks about the imposing Saint Sulpice cathedral, one of the strangest, eeriest churches I’ve ever visited in Paris is “Saint Etienne du Mont” (see my photo earlier in this article).  Hidden behind the Pantheon, it is devoted to the patron saint of Paris, Saint Geneviève, who in the year 451  somehow played the central role encouraging the population to defend the city against Attila the Hun (who incidentally decided to head for Orléans at the last minute).  With its strange towers, ancient interior and worn floor you can literally feel the centuries weighing down on you!

    Saint Gervais - There are actually still churches in France with an active, dynamic community, and if you want to participate in an inspiring religious experience where some of the faithful literally walk to the alter on their knees, try out high Sunday mass at St. Gervais in the Marais.  From the outside, this cathedral is dingy and almost unremarkable (in Paris there are cathedrals all over the place) but during the Sunday services the first few rows are full of the singing nuns and chanting priests of the “Fraternité de Jerusalem” (Communities of Jerusalem) - nothing but believers here!

    Abbé Pierre -  Beloved by his countrymen and extremely popular (consistently higher than any French president), in 1949 this dynamic abbot started Emmaus, a foundation devoted to helping the poor and homeless.  Always outspoken and a supporter of government initiatives to help fight poverty, Abbé Pierre was also a controversial figure within the Catholic church, openly supporting the ordination of women, married priests and the use of contraceptives against AIDS.

    http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/04204a.htm - Here is the official take on the “Concordat of 1801″ from the online Catholic encyclopedia.  To summarize, Napoleon held all the cards - basically if the Church wanted its property back, they had to sign on the dotted line!

    http://www.chemindecompostelle.com/ - This site has a lot of useful information about the St. James Way.  I plan on writing more details about this pilgrimage in a future post.


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    1. some estimates place this number even lower! []
    2. ”la dîme” was a tax requiring 10% of the peasant’s agricultural earnings to be given to the Church []
    3. the traditional Sunday ”day of rest” was replaced by “Décaidi”, the tenth day []
    4. at this time France was “governed” by Napoleon []

    Riding the Gypsy Caravan

    A Real Gypsy Wagon!

    A Real Gypsy Wagon!

    A few months ago I discovered my first French ”roulotte” (gypsy wagon) while staying at a local inn.  I had never seen one of these contraptions before and couldn’t help imagining a time long ago when caravans of wandering travelers would roll into town and set up camp around a burning fire to peddle their wares and entertain the local populace with their whirling colors, fortune telling and music!  Of course, this image may be just a bit idyllic and stereotypical, especially considering that most gypsies were simply looking for some locally available labor.  However, I find it quite amazing that authentic gypsy caravans still can be found in odd spots and ”chambres d’hôtes” (bed & breakfasts) around the French countryside and was curious about their story.

    Not Your Typical Covered Wagon

    Not Your Typical Covered Wagon

    These livable, ornately carved wagons originated in France ~1810 to lodge and transport traveling entertainers and merchants between different sites.  Used by gypsies from ~1840 onwards1, the caravans evolved into several different versions:  narrow, tall ones with a large flat roof, baskets, hooks and built-in cases for displaying and transporting goods; smaller ones for basic lodging with simple decorations and tall wheels for fording rivers that could be easily pulled with one horse; and still others with a bowed, canvas roof and no side windows;  

    Traditionally, a “vardo” (the term gypsies use to refer to their wagons, originating from the Iranian word “vurdon” or cart) was commissioned for newlyweds and constructed by a non-gypsy craftsman from varied types of symbolic wood.  Depending on the building skill and owner’s wealth, the “vardo” could have very ornately carved panels painted with bright colors or gilded gold leaf finishing.  The insides were also efficiently designed, with ingenious ideas such as a parents’ bed with very high legs to allow room for sliding the children’s beds underneath, or incorporating a functioning woodstove for cooking and heating.  Depending on the gypsy community’s traditions, the wagons were also sometimes burned upon the owner’s death to help free his soul from his earthly possessions.

    Gypsy Funeral Pyre!

    Gypsy Funeral Pyre?

     Vacant Lots Beware!

    Official Romani Flag

    Romani Flag

    In 1971, the ”gypsy” community formed the International Romani Union to be the worldwide political representation of all “Roma” (generic word for the various members of the gypsy communities).  The IRU has links with the Council of Europe and ”consultative status” at the United Nations.  Originating in India and Egypt, the “Romani” people are actually a mix of several different traveling communities.  Historically, these “gens du voyage” (traveling people) have been victims of discrimination and are unfortunately frequently associated with petty crime (pick pocketing, etc.) and non-respect of the environment.  During World War II, over 500000 Romani were also killed in the Holocaust, considered an “impure” race by the Nazis.

    Modern Gypsy Caravans - No Horseshoes Required

    Modern Gypsy Caravans - No Horseshoes Required

    On the Riviera, it is actually fairly common for a huge gypsy convoy of flaming new Mercedes and top-line campers to roll into town and take over an unwatched vacant lot or field until they are expulsed by the local police (after several weeks of due process).  Technically every French town with a population of over 5000 is required to provide an open space with electricity, water and sanitary facilities for traveling communities to stay2.  In reality, space can sometimes be limited and many large towns do not have an officially designated stopping area as they would simply prefer to be bypassed by the Romani on their wandering routes.  Although I don’t want to adhere to any stereotypes, gypsies trying to wash my car windshield at the traffic light near their encampment can get a bit annoying!

    In any case, it is quite fascinating to discover such a unique aspect of history as “la roulotte” that is not normally associated with France.  So if you’re looking for an overnight experience off the beaten track, all I have to say is “ça roule!” (ma poule). ;-)

    Links

    http://www.passionroulotte.com/sejours.html - This is an excellent list of different “chambre d’hôtes” in France offering the offbeat experience of staying in an authentic roulotte!  Breathtaking!

    http://www.passionroulotte.com/photos.html - Old photos of authentic gypsy caravans

    http://gypsywaggons.co.uk/varhistory.htm - A great historical reference about gypsy caravans and different building styles.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romani_people - A detailed Wikipedia article about the Romani people, traditions and culture.

    La Loi Besson - Loi n°2000-614 du 5 juillet 2000 - The French law detailing the obligation of large towns to set aside a dedicated area for traveling communities to stop.

    http://www.a-part-entiere.org/ - An interesting site about the various stereotypes, discriminations and injustices experienced by the Romani communities.  For example, it claims that 90% of the modern Romani population is actually permanently settled!

    “Belle” - Nôtre Dame de Paris (French musical) - Based on Victor Hugo’s novel “The Hunchback of Notre Dame”, this is a beautiful song about Esmeralda, the gypsy woman who seduces the hearts of the hunchback Quasimodo, the priest Frollo and the soldier Phoebus.  Definitely worth listening to for the cultural experience - try to ignore the English subtitles if you can!

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    1. before caravans, gypsies mainly traveled by foot or with a small cart for their goods []
    2. Loi n°2000-614 du 5 juillet 2000 relative à l’accueil et à l’habitat des gens du voyage []

    Anywhere but the Louvre!

    Through the Looking Glass...

    Through the Looking Glass...

    So everyone wants to visit Paris someday, right?  That glorious city of lights, full of charm, cafés and cultural inspiration.  Who wouldn’t want to wait two hours just to take the elevator to the second floor of the Eiffel tower and then wait another two hours to take the connecting elevator to the top (and remember, you still need to go back down!)?  There is also nothing like packing yourself into one of the “bateaux mouches”1 and floating down the Seine listening to that high definition 1960s sound system as the non-stop, looping audio program gives you such a ringing insight into Parisian history. 

    And, of course, don’t forget the biggest museum in the world, the Louvre!  After an hour of waiting for your ticket, you can then rush through all the world’s greatest works of art in one multicolor blur of flash bulbs, statues, mummies and paintings for everyone’s taste!  While you’re there, be sure to see the beautiful Mona Lisa - so inspiring behind five inches of bulletproof glass and engulfed in never-ending clumps of tourists; remember, it’s all in the smile, which you might manage to see if you look close enough between camera flashes.

    In all seriousness, Paris is truly one of the most inspiring, beautiful cities in the world.  If you can pull yourself away from the Parisian mega-tourism, there are so many gorgeous, culturally invigorating places to visit that many people miss out on.  Below is a list of my favorite Parisian museums somewhat off the beaten track and definitely worth visiting (especially if it’s once in a lifetime!):

    Le Musée Rodin

    Set in a bourgeois hotel and surrounded by a beautiful garden, this little jewel is my favorite museum in Paris.  It is just the right size to spend a sunny morning or afternoon completely awed by the smooth, undulating works of the sculptor Auguste Rodin.  Strangely enough, many of these massive, priceless sculptures are tucked away in hidden corners of the surrounding garden completely exposed to the elements!  Not far from the famous “Thinker”, the work “The Gates of Hell” is actually against one of the courtyard walls.  With a bit of imagination, you can scare yourself into thinking the door is slowly creeping open…  Inside the museum, there are countless works of art, all clearly the creations of a true master.

      

    Les Portes de lEnfer

    The Gates of Hell!! (on your left as you enter the garden...)

     

      

    Le Penseur

    Le Penseur - probably "thinking" can someone get me an umbrella?

     

    “The Kiss” - Paris as it should be!

    Le Baiser (be careful how you say it!)

    Le Baiser (be careful how you say it!)

    La Maison de la RATP

    Coming from rural New England where the closest you have to public transportation is a yellow school bus, I am completely enthralled by the massive subway and bus system running through the French capital (all managed by the RATP - Régie Autonome des Transports Parisiens).  Whether you enjoy discovering ancient buses with open air balconies,  wood-paneled subway cars or learning the history of tunneling through Paris, this museum gives a whole new appreciation to the evolution of public transportation.  A popular saying states that there is always a metro station within a five minute walk from anywhere in Paris, so hop a train and come on over!  Afterwards, you will no longer complain about sitting on that flip-down subway seat ever again, a true modern luxury…

    Welcome to the Steel Box!

    Welcome to the Steel Box!

    Le Musée Carnavalet

    Want to see Napoleon’s cuirass (armored breastplate)?  Interested in strolling down the boulevards of Paris with a top hat during the “Belle Epoche”?  Wondering what it was like to live under the regime of terror during the French Revolution?  This museum is filled with furniture, writings, paintings and relics from Paris’ turbulent history.  Walking through the rooms, you can literally relive the monarchy’s last days, the terror of the guillotine, the imperial rule of Napoleon, the urban renewal of the Second Empire and the tortured transformation of Paris into the modern, dynamic city it is today.

    Les Grands Boulevards - Jean Beraud

    Les Grands Boulevards - Jean Beraud

    Le Musée d’Orsay

    Alright, this museum might be considered a “mega-tourist” site, but I still have a special love for beautiful impressionist paintings (just call it my American side - aren’t we all supposed to just love impressionism?).  The museum used to be one of the major train stations in Paris and maintains a stunning architecture integrating the charm and spaciousness of its original function.  It also has a fabulous collection of impressionist masters, including works from Degas, Monet, Renoir and Van Gogh (among other collections).  Despite the well-known name, the museum is nowhere near as crowded as the Louvre.  It is also truly inspiring to spend a few hours simply sitting and admiring these paintings where the breath of a moment is literally captured within the artists’ divinely inspired brushstrokes.

    La Nuit Etoilée (Starry Night)

    La Nuit Etoilée (Starry Night) - Van Gogh

    These museums are just a small taste of the hundreds of permanent and temporary art and cultural expositions available in Paris.  The only suggestion I have is take things slowly and really appreciate the places you visit - remember bigger is not always better.  One more thing - if you absolutely must visit the Louvre, for the sake of art appreciation and respect, arrive early and please don’t try to see the entire museum in one day!  And if you’re having cultural overload, Disneyland Paris is only an hour away…

    Links:

    The History of the “Gare d’Orsay” - Learn about the transformation of the old Parisian train station into the modern Musée d’Orsay.

    Giverny - The official website of Claude Monet’s Giverny gardens.  Not far from Paris, this is truly a beautiful place to check out those lily pads!

    The Eiffel Tower - This site is pretty much a virtual tourist trap, just like the monument itself!  Well at least it’s free and you don’t have to wait in line.

    Les Musées de Paris - This site has all of the museums in Paris sorted by theme, name, etc.  If they could only figure out how to add French accents to the drop down menus…


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    The Great Champagne Ripoff

    Champagne by Any Other Name...

    Champagne by Any Other Name...

    Ah champagne!  That ultimate, luxury French drink.  For a mere $150 the bottle of Dom Pérignon, you can sweep that loved one off her feet for Valentine’s Day with bubbles, laughs and sophistication!  Who would ever guess that champagne’s world-renown reputation is based more on centuries of good marketing more than anything else.

    Although I will probably be kicked out of France for saying this, champagne is really nothing more than sparkling wine!  Granted, it has a very sophisticated production and bottling process, but in the end it’s just white wine with trapped secondary fermentation bubbles.  In fact, the only reason it’s called “champagne” is because the wine was produced in the Champagne area of France.  There are actually many other regions of France (and the world) that produce equally good sparkling wine, but they cannot legally call themselves “champagne” because it is expressly forbidden in the 1919 Treaty of Versailles which, bizarrely, is the text that officially ended World War I (somehow the French managed to slip this in).  For example, for about $10, you can drive to the next door Alsace region of France and purchase an excellent bottle of “Crémant d’Alsace” containing just as many bubbles and three times the fun (as it’s three times less expensive)!  And there is also great “cava” from Spain and “spumante” from Italy.

    The King’s Big Toe

    Watch Out for the Gout!

    Watch Out for the Gout!

    So where did all of this hype start?  In the 17th century red wine was all the rage, however it was well known that drinking too much would give you gout1!  During that time there was fierce competition between two rival producers of quality red wine, the Burgundy and Champagne regions of France.  With a sophisticated advertisement campaign, Burgundy was able to convince King Louis XIV to stop drinking red wine from Champagne because it was obviously the source of his gout (among other ailments).  Unfortunately, following the king’s example, everyone else also stopped drinking red wine from Champagne.  The quick-witted Champagnois then decided to concentrate instead on their white wine, which happened to be a bit fizzy due to secondary fermentation.  They developed a sophisticated processing and bottling method and then marketed the new product to the elite.  Always on the lookout for the latest fads and conversation starters, the European noblity loved the bubbles and the rest is history!

    RTFL

    It may go without saying, but not all champagne is created equal.  It’s very important to read the label beforehand.  First of all, check that the town on the label is actually in the Champagne region.  Usually the city of Reims or Épernay (or thereabouts) is listed; if the label says “Paris” or “Marseille”, then it’s time to leave the gas station store liquor aisle.  Another important consideration is whether the champagne taste is dry or sweet.  This is usually indicated by the following labels: 

     

    Extra-Brut Extremely Dry - For those diehards who hate everything sweet about life.
    Brut Very Dry - This is the most common type of champagne.  It is not fruity or sweet and is good for most seafood or other traditionally white wine dishes.
    Extra-Sec A Bit Dry - but drier than merely “Dry” (confused yet?)
    Sec Dry - Not fully dry, this is for those of you who like a tinge of sweetness with your white wine.
    Demi-Sec Half Dry - Despite the label, this is actually sweet tasting wine and is excellent as a before dinner drink or served with a dessert dish.
    Doux Sweet - Finally, something that’s not called “Dry”! - Very sweet tasting wine.

     

    New Mexico...or Négociant-Manipulants?

    New Mexico...or Négociant-Manipulant?

    Now that we’ve finished the six degrees of dryness, there is another important indication on the label, the producer group.  These tiny 2-letter codes indicate who actually produced that expensive bottle of champagne and can be a quick way of determining its relative quality.  The three most common abbreviations are below:

     

    CM coopérative de manipulation - The bottle was produced from a local cooperative of mixed sources.  Quality may vary and it is recommended to use a champagne guide book before purchase.
    NM négociant-manipulant - The bottle was produced by a well-known champagne house (or brand) which purchased, blended and produced the champagne from a variety of different sources.  These large companies are usually careful about quality and standardization, so the champagne will probably be quite good.
    RM récoltant-manipulant- This is the champagne produced by your local family vineyard.  Full of tender homemade care, the quality of “RM” bottled champagne is sometimes extraordinary!

    Of course, the one true way of know if you have good champagne is to see if you have a headache the next day - rumor has it that you never get headaches from drinking great champagne - but by then, it’s already too late!

    Common Sense Champagning

    Here are a Few Tips for the Avid Champagne Drinker:

    • Remember all of those bubbles trapped in the champagne bottle?  They create a lot of pressure, so it’s always recommended to aim the bottle AWAY from your head or the general public when opening!  There’s a reason that the cork is attached to the bottle neck with metal wires…
    • Use flutes when drinking champagne.  These tall, skinny glasses are designed to keep the bubbles coming and also look very sophisticated to boot!
    • When opening a bottle, if you don’t want to douse the person sitting next to you, place a napkin over the cork, aim it away, and slowly twist until you barely feel the pressure push it forward.  The cork will slowly inch out until you hear a small fizz sound as it is released.  Apply pressure tightly and with a bit of practice you won’t waste one drop.
    • Champagne bottles come in ten different sizes with fabulous names (Piccolo, Half, Standard, Magnum, Jeroboam, Rehoboam, Methuselah, Salmanazar, Balthazar and, the mother of all champagne bottles: Nebuchadnezzar!2 ).

    Nebuchadnezzar Anyone?

    Nebuchadnezzar Anyone? - Too Huge to Fit in this Picture!

    Regardless of where you end up purchasing your sparkling white wine, please enjoy the sweet sound of that cork popping and those bubbles as they go right to your head!   (hiccup)

    A Few Good Links:

    http://www.domperignon.com - Dom Pérignon was a monk who many credit with inventing champagne.  He developed original ways to remove impurities, lighten the color and preseve the bubbles in sparkling wine with  the use of a cork and thicker glass (although his original goal was the remove them).  This is a snobby, annoying website that is more of an online fashion statement than anything to do with actual champagne!

    Le Guide Hachette des Vins - An online guidebook to excellent French wines (and champagne).

    A Brief History of Gout - All I can say is thank God for modern medicine!

    The Treaty of Versailles, Article 275 - This is the article slipped into the treaty ending World War I that prohibits signatory nations from calling their wines “champagne” (read the text carefully and you’ll eventually figure it out).


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